Meet Aaron. The teama€?s Smithy lookalike and the only man banned from Nandoa€?s. He doesna€?t like to talk about it, but leta€?s just say it involved eating a Rugby teams bodyweight in chicken.
Before crawling round the floor between the other tables muttering a€?mustna€?t waste any.a€? All this before he had a drink!
Amazingly, a€?Coxya€? has somehow turned out to be a cracking hairdresser. He won three Gold medals in his first competition in York and hasna€?t looked back. In fact, he never uses the rear view mirror, which is why his car is often in the same state as Jasona€?s.
As if that wasna€?t enough, Aaron is a way tasty footballer and
bit of a PS3 legend. Ia€?d say play him on COD anything but it just becomes annoying as hea€?ll a€?pwna€? your ass and yell NOOB at you down an overpriced Bluetooth headset.
If you had to pick Aaron a look-e-like, it would be that monster than Jabba the Hutt drops Luke Skywalker down to face in Return of the Jedi. Ita€?s actually called a Rancor, googled it if you dont beleive us!.
Nandos Chicken Grease
All of it
Fast. Usually found on GT5
Phonecam footage of some girl making his tattoos wobble.